Chippi

I am always on the lookout for People and things that are a cut above the average. Like a Man who ran a six Billion Dollars Company who recognized me and my efforts for the Company, showing his appreciation in many ways, and always greeted me with the same respect he gave his Vice-presidents, and Board members. Another Great Man I met in Texas he was worth in excess of five hundred Millions,we sat in the same Room and communicated like we went to the same Public School. Never once spoke over my head or look down at me for not being as Intelligent or Rich as he was. A man who survived the Reign of Terror perpetrated by Hitler, and didn’t Hate every German. A piece of Furniture that survived one hundred and twenty years without a scratch. They are all above the average. Then there was Chippi. A squirrel who was not intimidated by Humans, but instead chose to be friends with them.

The first time I met Chippi, he ran right up to me,stood on his hind legs straight up as if in acknowledgement, and waiting for my response. Most People would have shy away from him, I reciprocatingly gave him a Nut, which he took from my Hand gracefully, back Home in Pennsylvania you don’t do that, because the Species are wild and sometimes aggressive. Back in PA, a Squirrel runs up to you, you probably Kicked it for a Field goal because they are sometimes Rabid. If I was one to make rash Judgment, Chippi would have been over the Goal Post and I would have lost a Friend. I guess it’s true, when you presume, you do make an ass out of yourself. Lucky for Chippi I have always respected all God’s creatures Humans and all, and treated them all with respect. Chippi is nobody’s Pet, he is as Wild as his counterparts in Pa, but as different as Day and Night. Much the same in People, it’s a shame some of us can’t take a lesson from the lowly Rodent, who choose to befriend Humans. What irks the most is people who were Born constipated and always had their Heads looking at their Lower Intestines. I have met people who made minimum wages to six figures, who suffered the Head in Ass syndrome, thinking that they’re better than others. Worst of all they pass the same Constipation on to their Kids. Thats why when I meet People like Jasoul I know that her Kids will get along with Chippi’s Kids.

When I met John Gutfreund his compensation package was over twenty-five million Dollars yearly, but he made me feel comfortable and uninhibited around him, the day I snubbed him, all because I didn’t think it was my place to address him first, is etched in my Brain. That’s why I get so frustrated when I acknowledge Imbeciles and they don’t reciprocate, like the famous movie star and the N.Y Nick B-Ball Player did me when I was nineteen. Nowadays I look mostly away from People, but look Squirrels in the Eye they seem to be a better class. Chippi has more class and personality than most of the People I encounter daily.
In the Garden of Eden, Eve chose the word of the Snake over the Word of God, he had ment for us to get along with all his creations, but we chose to favor some over others, that’s why we are in the Predicament we are in two thousand years later, not living in harmony but instead kicking Squirrels for Field goals.

Chippi